| Siko1989 said: i just wait until it goes down then i will get up and walk lol |
LOL. I do the same, but if they really need me to get up and do something, I put my hands in my pockets.
| dany612 said: I've gotten some but never at the time where I had to get up or something. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to get a boner at a pool? hehe |
When I was in 8th grade or so, I used to go to YMCA day camp during the summers and one time we went on a field trip to a swimming pool. Well, I remember glancing at this one hot chick and "HE" just decided to wake up when an older counselor (who was one ugly lady) decided to get out of the pool. Luckily, she didn't see it, but my friends did and thought I was sporting one for her. I got teased by them for quite a while.
MasterVG71782 said:
When I was in 8th grade or so, I used to go to YMCA day camp during the summers and one time we went on a field trip to a swimming pool. Well, I remember glancing at this one hot chick and "HE" just decided to wake up when an older counselor (who was one ugly lady) decided to get out of the pool. Luckily, she didn't see it, but my friends did and thought I was sporting one for her. I got teased by them for quite a while. |
Talk about luck. Why were you standing up though? You should of sat down and crossed your legs and pretended to have been praying. I wouln't have stood waiting for people to notice it!
One time I was talking to a girl I really liked and wanted to be friends with but I knew she had a boy friend. She was talking to me and was like "Do you like me" and I said no. However I had a huge boner and I was desperately trying to hide it I don't think she noticed but it was really awkward because if she had noticed it would have been sort of obvious!
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| badgenome said: Sure, all the time in middle school. I remember relying on The Slouch quite a lot, but I'm not really sure how effective that was. I'd constantly pray that I wouldn't suddenly be called to the blackboard whenever I had one. The very thought was my worst night mare, and so sure enough, one day I was. I had the worst boner of all time (ALL TIME!) so I hesitated, and when the teacher told me to go to the front of the class again, I started to panic. Everyone was staring at me, and I kinda suspect they knew what was up. After what seemed like forever, the answer dawned on me: I started beating off, and after about five minutes my boner was gone just like magic, and I was able to go to the blackboard without anyone suspecting a thing! |
No pun intended, right?
And your solution to avoid sporting a boner in front of your classroom was public masturbation?
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
The other day, a girl was flirting with me. I haven't been with a girl for a while so I got a little excited, then as we got up she hugged me... and felt a little nudge downstairs.
If I have the chance, I tuck into my waistband like everyone else, or if my waistband isn't tight enough, to the side of my underwear.
sapphi_snake said:
No pun intended, right? And your solution to avoid sporting a boner in front of your classroom was public masturbation? |
My solution to everything is public masturbation.
badgenome said:
My solution to everything is public masturbation. |
You should run for office.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
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