| badgenome said: Sure, all the time in middle school. I remember relying on The Slouch quite a lot, but I'm not really sure how effective that was. I'd constantly pray that I wouldn't suddenly be called to the blackboard whenever I had one. The very thought was my worst night mare, and so sure enough, one day I was. I had the worst boner of all time (ALL TIME!) so I hesitated, and when the teacher told me to go to the front of the class again, I started to panic. Everyone was staring at me, and I kinda suspect they knew what was up. After what seemed like forever, the answer dawned on me: I started beating off, and after about five minutes my boner was gone just like magic, and I was able to go to the blackboard without anyone suspecting a thing! |
No pun intended, right?
And your solution to avoid sporting a boner in front of your classroom was public masturbation?
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