So I was wondering (not suprisingly) if the VGCHARTZ population ever experienced an erection at the bad time and place.
How did you cope?
How did you manage your junk? Tell us......
Just let it out.
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Sure, all the time in middle school. I remember relying on The Slouch quite a lot, but I'm not really sure how effective that was. I'd constantly pray that I wouldn't suddenly be called to the blackboard whenever I had one. The very thought was my worst night mare, and so sure enough, one day I was. I had the worst boner of all time (ALL TIME!) so I hesitated, and when the teacher told me to go to the front of the class again, I started to panic. Everyone was staring at me, and I kinda suspect they knew what was up. After what seemed like forever, the answer dawned on me: I started beating off, and after about five minutes my boner was gone just like magic, and I was able to go to the blackboard without anyone suspecting a thing!
| badgenome said: Sure, all the time in middle school. I remember relying on The Slouch quite a lot, but I'm not really sure how effective that was. I'd constantly pray that I wouldn't suddenly be called to the blackboard whenever I had one. The very thought was my worst night mare, and so sure enough, one day I was. I had the worst boner of all time (ALL TIME!) so I hesitated, and when the teacher told me to go to the front of the class again, I started to panic. Everyone was staring at me, and I kinda suspect they knew what was up. After what seemed like forever, the answer dawned on me: I started beating off, and after about five minutes my boner was gone just like magic, and I was able to go to the blackboard without anyone suspecting a thing! |
You truly are the hero Gotham deserves.
I've gotten some but never at the time where I had to get up or something.
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to get a boner at a pool? hehe
Yeah, who hasn't.
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| dany612 said: I've gotten some but never at the time where I had to get up or something. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to get a boner at a pool? hehe |
"I like my steaks how i like my women. Bloody and all over my face"
"Its like sex, but with a winner!"
MrBubbles Review Threads: Bill Gates, Jak II, Kingdom Hearts II, The Strangers, Sly 2, Crackdown, Zohan, Quarantine, Klungo Sssavesss Teh World, MS@E3'08, WATCHMEN(movie), Shadow of the Colossus, The Saboteur
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