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How do you prepare your pancakes

I cut mine with a knife! 4 25.00%
 
I rip mine with my hands! 3 18.75%
 
I fold mine into a roll! 5 31.25%
 
I eat mine whole! 3 18.75%
 
I don't eat pancakes/waffles! 1 6.25%
 
Total:16
Mad55 on 26 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Seriously who the hell does any of those things you listed in the poll?!? You missed the most obvious way to cut pancakes.

I cut mine with my penis.


Damn I almost spit my noodle juice when I read penis.

Are you trying to tell me you don't cut your pancakes with your penis?  0_o

Not lately its a banned art in my state.



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yo_john117 on 26 September 2011
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Seriously who the hell does any of those things you listed in the poll?!? You missed the most obvious way to cut pancakes.

I cut mine with my penis.


Damn I almost spit my noodle juice when I read penis.

Are you trying to tell me you don't cut your pancakes with your penis?  0_o

Not lately its a banned art in my state.

Wow that's such a shame. Why would they take away one of the staples of enjoyable life?



Jay520 on 26 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
Jay520 said:
Am I gay for envisioning John grippng his dangerously sharp penis as he prepares to slice his pancakes?

Not at all! It's natural for people to think about my penis. I think about it all the time!



What if I got an erection? .....


.....hypothetically speaking of course

yo_john117 on 26 September 2011
Jay520 said:
yo_john117 said:
Jay520 said:
Am I gay for envisioning John grippng his dangerously sharp penis as he prepares to slice his pancakes?

Not at all! It's natural for people to think about my penis. I think about it all the time!


What if I got an erection? .....


.....hypothetically speaking of course

Go on....



NightDragon83 on 27 September 2011
Jay520 said:
NightDragon83 said:
Jay520 said:
forest-spirit said:
Why rip it at all? Just make a pancake roll out of it. Much easier to do, much easier to eat and you won't even need a fork.


....after thinking about it, that wouldn't work with waffles, so my thread is still relevant!

Or you could just take two waffles and put them together to make a waffle sandwich.


hmm a waffle-waffle sandwich. That doesn't sound very attactive to be honest.

What's wrong... don't you enjoy some hot, syrupy waffle-on-waffle action every now and then?

 

I know I do.  Popped a boner just thinkin about it.



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yo_john117 on 27 September 2011
NightDragon83 said:
Jay520 said:
NightDragon83 said:
Jay520 said:
forest-spirit said:
Why rip it at all? Just make a pancake roll out of it. Much easier to do, much easier to eat and you won't even need a fork.


....after thinking about it, that wouldn't work with waffles, so my thread is still relevant!

Or you could just take two waffles and put them together to make a waffle sandwich.


hmm a waffle-waffle sandwich. That doesn't sound very attactive to be honest.

What's wrong... don't you enjoy some hot, syrupy waffle-on-waffle action every now and then?

 

I know I do.  Popped a boner just thinkin about it.

Interesting that you should say something like that

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=4238791



Mad55 on 27 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Seriously who the hell does any of those things you listed in the poll?!? You missed the most obvious way to cut pancakes.

I cut mine with my penis.


Damn I almost spit my noodle juice when I read penis.

Are you trying to tell me you don't cut your pancakes with your penis?  0_o

Not lately its a banned art in my state.

Wow that's such a shame. Why would they take away one of the staples of enjoyable life?

They said it was inhuman to produce our own syrup and they didnt like the color.



yo_john117 on 27 September 2011
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Mad55 said:
yo_john117 said:
Seriously who the hell does any of those things you listed in the poll?!? You missed the most obvious way to cut pancakes.

I cut mine with my penis.


Damn I almost spit my noodle juice when I read penis.

Are you trying to tell me you don't cut your pancakes with your penis?  0_o

Not lately its a banned art in my state.

Wow that's such a shame. Why would they take away one of the staples of enjoyable life?

They said it was inhuman to produce our own syrup and they didnt like the color.

They are heartless bastards! :/



iBlah on 27 September 2011

you people are freaks, I eat my pancakes with my penis.



 

Jay520 on 27 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
Jay520 said:
yo_john117 said:
Jay520 said:
Am I gay for envisioning John grippng his dangerously sharp penis as he prepares to slice his pancakes?

Not at all! It's natural for people to think about my penis. I think about it all the time!


What if I got an erection? .....


.....hypothetically speaking of course

Go on....



I wish I could, but I don't want to hypothetically ejaculate.