For the past several days, something has been missing.  Food hasn't tasted as good.  The air doesn't smell as fresh.  The sky doesn't seem as blue.  I couldn't figure out what it was, and then it hit me:  Rolstopable hasn't been posting as much.

Oh, and Badgenome may be dead, in jail, or captured by Cobra.  Anybody have any idea what's going on with him?  We miss his irreverent posting style 'round here.

Right behind you

He does this every year. He takes a month off to stock up on jokes for the next 11 months.

For a second, I believed you.  But then, I turned around really quick and he wasn't there.  Then, I figured that he was really clever and whenever I turned around, he just moved to get into my blind spot.  So then, I tried hitting him with a broom but I didn't hit anything.  Possibly because he was able to dodge my broom swipes.  After about a minute, I asked my girlfriend and she said there was nobody behind me.  I figured she was lying and I went and looked in the mirror.  Sure enough, he WASN'T behind me.

You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to make a fool of me, buddy.

I vaguely remember his Gamertag/PSN Idea was posted on this site. It was something Akbar. Anybody have him on their friends list on Xbox or PS3?

I know right hes been absent. Though we still have you and your awesome lol.

Do you actually think he has a reflection?

Seriously though, his absence is disturbing. If he doesn't return soon, I'll have to fill the void the best way I can.

Actually, I was planning on quitting this site.  I've been leaving quotes from "The Usual Suspects" on my profile for a while, now.  The last two quotes were going to be "I doubt we're ever going to see him again....." and finally, "And like that *poof*, He's gone." 

That sunnova b*** quit first.  Now, when I do eventually quit it's just going to look like I'm copying him!