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leatherhat said:
Right behind you


For a second, I believed you.  But then, I turned around really quick and he wasn't there.  Then, I figured that he was really clever and whenever I turned around, he just moved to get into my blind spot.  So then, I tried hitting him with a broom but I didn't hit anything.  Possibly because he was able to dodge my broom swipes.  After about a minute, I asked my girlfriend and she said there was nobody behind me.  I figured she was lying and I went and looked in the mirror.  Sure enough, he WASN'T behind me.

You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to make a fool of me, buddy.