Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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superchunk on 31 August 2011

Movie Name: Sidekicks (1992)
Quote: Chuck Norris: "Come on, Barry. Thats it. Use your legs."

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superchunk on 01 September 2011

Can God create a rock so large he cannot lift it? Yes and Chuck Norris would still be able to lift it.

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Red4ADevil on 01 September 2011

Chuck Norris can drive to the moon

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yo_john117 on 01 September 2011

Lol I love chuck norris jokes!

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RLAAMJR. on 01 September 2011

Chuck Norris is really popular but i wonder how he deals with the jokes

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starcraft on 01 September 2011

I have a book (hundreds of pages long) dedicated to Chuck Norris quotes.

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