because good news are good !

but it's rarely interesting or exciting :S

well news is news,but there is plenty of different types of news in newspapers

i'm not saying they are all bad all the time and many people enjoy their newspapers over here especially on a sundaybut,they do act like spoilt children and set many bad examples in my opinon and then preach about the "right" thing like they are unaccountable and holier than though

Yep, a newspaper with just good news is like the Hobbit Shire before Gandalf came, innocent faced, to bring bad news and start that bloody mess.   

About the English, my first GF was, and she was clean, beautiful, quite tall, just a little plump, but so much the better for my tastes, with good teeth and huge tits. She just hated to iron and taught me to hang out the washing wet, without spin or tumble-drying, to avoid it. I still thank her mentally for all the time saved.   

Other English girls I knew were clean enough too. About males, I don't know and I don't want to!!!   

An obsession with tea and witty humor. That's all I hear.

bad teeth.