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well do ya?
Yes	23	21.30%
No	35	32.41%
Pics or it didn't happen.	35	32.41%
In the opposite sex's toilet.	3	2.78%
I would if I had a job.	6	5.56%
I do it at my desk/work area.	6	5.56%
Total:	108

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MARCUSDJACKSON on 10 September 2011

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Dallinor on 10 September 2011

That's just...strange in my opinion. I've never had that urge while working.

I work in the Forest though most of the time, so the great outdoors is my main work toilet.

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Jay520 on 10 September 2011

chocoloco said:

Machina said:

chocoloco said:

Machina said:

I never go anywhere near public toilets so it makes no difference to me. Just hope they wash their hands afterwards :/

That seriously sounds like obsessive compulsive disorder and I do wash. Not saying I do it often, but working in an office is booooring.

Don't even know where to begin. Being told I have a disorder by someone who just admitted to jerking off in the toilets at work is a whole new level of irony though.

If you think I am serious you are dead wrong I do it all for the lulz.

It's too late. We already know your secret.

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TheEvilBanana on 10 September 2011

I've done it at school, I haven't worked yet.
But I totally would.

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Mr Khan on 10 September 2011

I did it once at work, though once only (though that was only a 4-month internship)

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sabby_e17 on 10 September 2011

No...I wouldn't be able to turn my self on in a public toilet. I don't like public toilets anyway, find them pretty nasty.

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Solid-Stark on 10 September 2011

I don't. Should i be doing it?

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Zkuq on 10 September 2011

Nooo, I don't think I've ever done so. But if I felt the urge, I don't see why not.

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Mr Khan on 10 September 2011

sabby_e17 said:
No...I wouldn't be able to turn my self on in a public toilet. I don't like public toilets anyway, find them pretty nasty.

We're talking about work, though. Depending on where you work, some of those toilets aren't public in the strictest sense of the word

I would never (nor could i ever) masturbate in an actual public restroom, but my job wasn't like that

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Ok, ok I am going... i'll be right back...

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