I decided to beat Galaki to the punch with this weird out of this world story. Japanese scientists have made steak that you can eat from human feces. Thats right they take raw sewage and extract the ingrediants by heating the shit up. Then they take all the vital protiens and nutrients using these ingrediants the scientists create artificial meat, making a steak that is actually edable.
"The meat is made from 63 percent proteins, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals, according to Digital Trends. Soy protein is added to the mix to increase the flavor, and food coloring is used to make the product appear red."
Now that being said the steak can't be cooked rare or medium rare, it is still shit so to kill all the bacteria you have to cook it well through. That means well done is the only way your going to enjoy this shit. Yummy well if I ever tried this I'd want it fried to a crisp. But the scientists confirm that it is safe to eat.
"Theoretically, there's nothing wrong with this," "It could be quite safe to eat, but I'm sure there's a yuck factor there,"-Douglas Powell, a professor of food safety at Kansas State University
So are you ready for the future, the next meat, the next hot food item, your very own shit?
-JC7
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