I'm pretty sure it's trolling the 3DS's add on.

What magazine is that from anyway?

Gameinformer. It's a necessary add on. As you can see, it conveniently blocks the shoulder buttons. A third analog would also add an entire dimension never before seen in gaming! The possibilities are truly endless....

No, but a fourth analog stick attachment would be absurd.

source: http://andriasang.com/con0gl/gravity_rush_maid/

*nose bleed*

oh she's so cute =)

Sorry I went awol for a week guys, starcraft 2 had me hooked again. I return with my vita now having a screen protector and ready to consume the world in the mutant blobs game. That game is lasting way longer than I thought it would and has nice replay value for when i wanna go back and save all the blob friends.

Edit: I want  gravity rush so bad man.

Escape Plan is getting free "Bakuki's Lair" DLC for free next week. Adds 19 new levels!

On April 10th, Escape Plan owners will receive Bakuki’s Lair, the first DLC Pack for Escape Plan, via download of Patch 1.01. This FREE DLC Pack adds 19 prequel-Puzzle Rooms to the adventures of Lil and Laarg.
Our hapless heroes’ journey begins anew with Lil and Laarg trapped in a hazardous sausage factory, where they will become bratwurst if they don’t bail. Players will need to swipe for their life through a handful of dastardly designed puzzles in this latest update.
Bakuki’s Lair is just one of the benefits of the upcoming patch. Escape Plan Patch 1.01 is a meaty new addition, with a host of tweaks and improvements based on player feedback. Patch 1.01 allows for more pin-point accuracy on tap blocks, as well as an adjustment to the game’s Star Rating system. We are also laying the foundation for a lot of exciting updates for Lil and Laarg in the future.

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2012/04/02/1-psn-vita-game-escape-plan-adds-free-prequel-dlc-to-patch-1-01/

WRC 3 confirmed for PSvita and will launch in October.

http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2012/04/02/wrc-3-coming-this-october/

got my Vita, got Uncharted: Golden Abyss, and pre-ordered Gravity Rush, now what's my next purchase?

Rayman Origins is by far the best psv game (based both on reviewers and some people that post on this thread). If you've already played it on a console, then if I were you, I'd go for Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack