there's actually 3,493 miles between our cities lol. Scotland is not in the USA... good thing, if you ask me.

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How far away does she live? Have you seen her yet? How often will you see her? How often do you talk? Could you fall in love with her or is just a massive crush? How long-term are you talking about? And what the hell is a rectal prolapse?

edit: why no pics? is she ugly?

Far enough. Technically, yes. That depends on how often we have money. Every day. Yes, I could. Very long term. I have no idea.

No, I just don't think she'd appreciate random internet guys...umm looking at her pictures.

Don't tell her you did it then

Go jerk off to something else :P

Pink Sock.  Know it, love it, do it.

Just because I try selling Pedobear Sweatshirts doesn't mean I'd do any such thing with a picture of a girl........

lol badgenome

The moment I read "pink sock", I was hoping to see a shock post from someone who googled the term.

I am disappoint.

Also, is this who I think it is, snesnboy?

I went to urban dictionary. I never google terms that I find on the internet.