Russia has the most nukes. We do have a lot of nukes, though. And huge fucking wangs.

You forgot to count the ones they aren't telling people about, and that second part is false

After a little research, the average American penis is 5.0. Which is below WW average I think. So any smaller and that's getting into dangerous territory 0_o

On that list, only 19 countries have a smaller average than America, out of 150.

Wow I'm really above the average, guess so many people lie that I thought the average was bigger 

Clearly what happened is that the respondants only measured their glans. For all our titanic wieners and world-ending stockpile of nukes, we're not very smart.

nuff said

I... would like to see that websites sources.

It has the average Black Penis size at 6.7... and yet no African Nation seems to have an average of 6.7... except Congo... which is self reported.

Seems made up.

Espiecally since the median Penis size is supposed to be between 5.1 and 5.9 inches with a 95% confidence interval according to wikipedia.  Theoretically very few people should be higher or lower then those numbers.

Though it does sound a bit on the small side.  Go figure, when I was younger I always thought 6 inches was average.  Though according to that it's "insanely large".

Something's wrong with Florida? :o

That's what I thought it was going to be too, some global warming thing about florida.

I've never really thought of Florida as America's Penis though... I always thought of it more as it's back legs.

I mean, you look at the USA and it looks kinda like an Animal.  Texas and Florida as the front and back legs, Maine and the NE as the tail.

Kinda looks like a Pokemon.

So... who the heck went around the world measuring penises? And why didn't they measure Chuck Norris's penis? It would have doubled America's average penis size.