America, your penis is shrinking

[Portal_runner]

badgenome said:

Portal_runner said:

If american's really did have bigger ones they wouldn't have to compensate by having the most nukes in the world, it's pretty obviously where their insecurity stems from 

Russia has the most nukes. We do have a lot of nukes, though. And huge fucking wangs.

You forgot to count the ones they aren't telling people about, and that second part is false