No too young to fire

Have you ever had sexual feelings towards a dog?

No.

Have you ever punched an animal?

No, that sounds reasonable though, will probably have that for breakfast.

Have you ever got so hammered that you completely forgot the entire night?

Many times. Errr...I think can't remember.

Have you ever been so drunk you had the police called on you?

No. I kicked a dog once though apparently, he was biting my jeans and just wouldn't let go. Well that's what I was told anyway.

Have you ever fancied your teacher?

Yes more than once and one of the teachers I liked later got arrested for sleeping with a student. I guess i fucked that one up.

Have you ever thought a person from behind looked hot and then they turned around and it was a guy?

 LOL never that bad, but had that happen with few chicks, admiring the view from the bus, drive past them... By god.

Have you ever vowed to take revenge, and then ended up doing absolutely nothing about it?

I am not sure :L I think so, I know I used it loads IRL and on Minecraft opportunities like "That's a lot of wood" are just too hard to passby.

Have you ever seen Snatch?

Is that a movie or do you mean the sexually suggestive meaning of the word, no to the first yes to the second 

Have you ever tied up a girl 

well this is a bit of a mess...

no and no

Have you ever killed an animal (excluding insects)