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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.


“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

 

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Yeah. She never really screwed a black guy. Nope. Never.



Wait, what?



Above: still the best game of the year.

When the child grows up he will ask who his real father is and he will be shown the porno. 



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She forgot to add "and my baby was born with eye problems"...



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I'm certain this is a myth, it started life in the Brazilian equivalent of the onion.

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Sorry I thought it was from Mexico originally, it's not.



What makes it worse, the guy believed her. So next trip to the cinema I'll need to wear condoms on my eyes?



Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet a time.

I'm sure the child will be born with 3D glasses on.



NEWS: 'An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno'

 

she isnt lying, she watched a porno and AFTER she got pregant, she banged some guy after watching the porno..

 

so yes, an american women DID become pregnant after watching a 3D porno, Science has cum.. so far