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iclim4 on 21 December 2007
stof said:
Are you sure she didn't dissolve him with that icy stare of hers? Because if looks could kill, She IS a barrel of hydrochloric acid.

She is THE barrrel! She ate him!!!




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Words Of Wisdom on 21 December 2007
Final-Fan said:
Rath said:
makingmusic476 said:
If somebody wants to kill ya, they're gonna kill ya. That's why I think all this gun control stuff is stupid. Louisiana has the most lax gun control laws in the country, and it's no more dangerous than any other place.

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Well actually this list disagrees, Lousiana has the most lax gun laws and is much more dangerous than any other place.


owned.

Look at the number of homicides in Texas and California.

As a side note, is it just me or are killers really bad at hiding bodies? Is it really so hard to chop a body up, toss a little flavoring on it, and feed it to some pigs?

Also, acid takes way way too long and is too messy. Strangulation or drowning is the way to go. No blood squirting at all and with drowning it can look like an accident.

I sometimes wonder if the people who actually would be very effective at kiling at the ones who are also intelligent enough to see that it is not a viable solution to any problem.  Ever.



mike_intellivision on 21 December 2007

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@ Words of Wisdom -- Go rent the movie "Eating Raoul" if you want to see something about disposing of bodies.

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leo-j on 21 December 2007

That women is.. wtf?



 

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bugmenot on 21 December 2007

I'm pretty sure that it would have burned plenty painful for sure (it most definitely depends on the concentration - if you ever get the slightest whiff of CONC. HCL you'll know what I mean), but death would have been relatively quick and caused by drowning from being upside down in the solution, rather than... melting or burning which would be relatively slow. Depending on how bad they whacked him about, he may very well have remained unconscious at the time and so not actually suffered as much at death. Of course that means he suffered while being beaten to a pulp by this huge brute and her assistant.



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Words Of Wisdom on 21 December 2007
mike_intellivision said:

@ Words of Wisdom -- Go rent the movie "Eating Raoul" if you want to see something about disposing of bodies.

An oldie eh?  Good choice.



dschumm on 21 December 2007

As a chemist I can assure you that this was one ugly demise. I hope that this guy was unconscious otherwise he would have had been asphyxiated due to the acid tearing up his nasal membrane, lungs, and throat, not being able to breath even if he got out of the drum. But while gasping for air he would live long enough to feel his eyes melt, his skin burn and blister and a smell sharper than 1000 wasabi needles driven through his nose.



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SeriousWB on 21 December 2007

... Thanks for that.



Final-Fan on 23 December 2007
Words Of Wisdom said:
Final-Fan said:
Rath said:
makingmusic476 said:
If somebody wants to kill ya, they're gonna kill ya. That's why I think all this gun control stuff is stupid. Louisiana has the most lax gun control laws in the country, and it's no more dangerous than any other place.

...

Well actually this list disagrees, Lousiana has the most lax gun laws and is much more dangerous than any other place.


owned.

Look at the number of homicides in Texas and California.

As a side note, is it just me or are killers really bad at hiding bodies? Is it really so hard to chop a body up, toss a little flavoring on it, and feed it to some pigs?

Also, acid takes way way too long and is too messy. Strangulation or drowning is the way to go. No blood squirting at all and with drowning it can look like an accident.

I sometimes wonder if the people who actually would be very effective at kiling at the ones who are also intelligent enough to see that it is not a viable solution to any problem.  Ever.


If they hadn't caught her for a couple more weeks the body would have been totally gone, right? You don't get much more hidden than that. And the pigs are a faster way of doing that, yes ... except most people don't have a couple dozen pigs at their disposal. You never hear about the effective ones.

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flagship on 23 December 2007

Of course you know a chemist, microbiologist, lab tech., janitor, or just pretty much anyone with access to a boat load of the right acid could do this.

Although she really should have used Aqua regia (Nitric + Hydrochloric Acid) Nitric is very good at breaking down organic matter while hydrochloric is much more suitable for dissolving bone.