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Beuli2 on 02 November 2010
sapphi_snake said:
KBG29 said:

Got to love it. Marriage is so meaningless. People of every orientation have totally blown the meaning. Marriage is like a possession in the world today. You like it, you obtain it, and when it breaks down, throw it out and get a new one. All these people that have been married 7 times, and never for more then 4 years at a time, just blow my mind. Then people act like marriage is so sacred, when its not between a man and a woman. 

Personally, I have no problem with people marrying whoever they choose, but if your gonna do it, do it right. Sickness, Health, Death Do Us Part. If anything needs to happen to marriage, it is major penalties for basically committing perjury.

Why are you bringing your homophobia in this thread?

Because he can



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Baalzamon on 02 November 2010

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theprof00 on 02 November 2010

can't wait to hear about the honeymoon!



sapphi_snake on 02 November 2010
Beuli2 said:
sapphi_snake said:
KBG29 said:

Got to love it. Marriage is so meaningless. People of every orientation have totally blown the meaning. Marriage is like a possession in the world today. You like it, you obtain it, and when it breaks down, throw it out and get a new one. All these people that have been married 7 times, and never for more then 4 years at a time, just blow my mind. Then people act like marriage is so sacred, when its not between a man and a woman. 

Personally, I have no problem with people marrying whoever they choose, but if your gonna do it, do it right. Sickness, Health, Death Do Us Part. If anything needs to happen to marriage, it is major penalties for basically committing perjury.

Why are you bringing your homophobia in this thread?

Because he can

Shut up you evil homophobig mutt, you!



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SuperAdrianK on 02 November 2010

Now this is self-esteem!




              

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iBlah on 02 November 2010
Beuli2 said:
iBlah said:

wait, just a thought. If she sleeps with another person, then it is possible:

She cheated on herself; or

She has been cheated by herself.

are you getting this???

Then, who is the one getting cheated, she or herself?

when she cheated on herself, she is the cheator and herself is getting cheated

when she has been cheated by herself, she is getting cheated and herself is the cheator

so she is the cheator and the cheator is also getting cheated at the same time by the one whom she is cheating on which is herself.

I must be really bored.



 

d21lewis on 02 November 2010
sapphi_snake said:
d21lewis said:

It was just a matter of time.  Women found out how good p***y was.  Now they don't need our dirty penises anymore.  I sorta want to see if I can make her cheat on her spouse, though.

It's not cheating if they're both OK with it.

And won't your girlfriend kill you?

It's just a matter of time before she kills me, anyway.  She'll probably look in the closet, see a pair of her own shoes that she doesn't remember buying, and suffocate me in my sleep or something.



BadF***ingButters on 02 November 2010
iBlah said:
Beuli2 said:
iBlah said:

wait, just a thought. If she sleeps with another person, then it is possible:

She cheated on herself; or

She has been cheated by herself.

are you getting this???

Then, who is the one getting cheated, she or herself?

when she cheated on herself, she is the cheator and herself is getting cheated

when she has been cheated by herself, she is getting cheated and herself is the cheator

so she is the cheator and the cheator is also getting cheated at the same time by the one whom she is cheating on which is herself.

I must be really bored.

It's not cheating if your spouse is in the room therefore it is a a threesome.



iBlah on 02 November 2010
BadF***ingButters said:

It's not cheating if your spouse is in the room therefore it is a a threesome.

or she and her lover ganged up on herself.



 

forest-spirit on 02 November 2010

What if she has a split personality!