Woman is going to marry herself

[d21lewis]

sapphi_snake said:

d21lewis said:

It was just a matter of time.  Women found out how good p***y was.  Now they don't need our dirty penises anymore.  I sorta want to see if I can make her cheat on her spouse, though.

It's not cheating if they're both OK with it.

And won't your girlfriend kill you?

It's just a matter of time before she kills me, anyway.  She'll probably look in the closet, see a pair of her own shoes that she doesn't remember buying, and suffocate me in my sleep or something.