hahaha, wtf man. Why did u just sit there when she stood over you!? have some common sense man!

Dont lie, you loved it.

Well my elementary school was pretty ghetto, there are more tales of shit there than I originally thought. There are three that come to mind:

1. Some kid took a shit under a staircase. It had been stinking for hours before anyone realized what it was. I dont think they ever found out who did it.

2. People seem to have really bad luck in the bathrooms. Apparently the stalls must have all been taken because somebody took a nice little shit right in a urinal. There was also a special ed student who was a little notorious for missing the rim. But I've never heard of missing the rim while taking a shit. Seriously, it was all over the seat and floor. It went everywhere but in the toilet.

3. I suspect it was someone who didn't go to our school, maybe a visitor or somebody's relative, because there was one bathroom notorious for not having toilet paper half of the time. Someone took a shit in there, finally realized they had no paper to wipe with, and finally proceeded to wipe their ass...ON THE WALLS.

You're lucky that no one put a fire cracker in that pile of shit. LOL

2 years back a kid in my brothers dorm took a crap in the elevator, they had to shut down the elevator for the whole day. I couldn't stop laughing about it. good thing there were two elevators in the dorm. It was a normal occurance to smell urine in the elevator though.

I was on a bus heading to Santana from San Jose, Costa Rica and this fool beside goes into his nose, retrieves a booger as big as piece of crack, looks at it and takes it out. I was too shocked to even look at him.

Yeah, homie landed a winner.

Another time, my aunt went on the ride at Space Mountain in Fla. and came out green and staggering, saw a trash can and let it have it.

But the funniest? I took out this huge banana split - it was at least 10 inches high and just as wide. Held it until I hit the parking lot and baam!

Oh yeah, one question - was it steaming or not?!

No it was in the early morning. It is really cold here now, so I think it was a frozen pile of crap. Of course nobody would have the balls to even bring it up, so it probably sat there for a while.

Last week I saw a crazy old lady smoke half a filter from a smoke and then puke...

My sister told me that in one of the mens rooms of my old high school some kid took a dump in the sink. They never found out who did it.