I was on a bus heading to Santana from San Jose, Costa Rica and this fool beside goes into his nose, retrieves a booger as big as piece of crack, looks at it and takes it out. I was too shocked to even look at him.
Yeah, homie landed a winner.
Another time, my aunt went on the ride at Space Mountain in Fla. and came out green and staggering, saw a trash can and let it have it.
But the funniest? I took out this huge banana split - it was at least 10 inches high and just as wide. Held it until I hit the parking lot and baam!







