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I was on a bus heading to Santana from San Jose, Costa Rica and this fool beside goes into his nose, retrieves a booger as big as piece of crack, looks at it and takes it out. I was too shocked to even look at him.

Yeah, homie landed a winner.

Another time, my aunt went on the ride at Space Mountain in Fla. and came out green and staggering, saw a trash can and let it have it.

But the funniest? I took out this huge banana split - it was at least 10 inches high and just as wide. Held it until I hit the parking lot and baam!