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Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:

You could break a couple of ribs but most certainly not the spine of a healthy individual lol. You'd puncture the lung only if you're very lucky.

You doubt my powers? I can bust a cinderblock into shards! I can dent a metal wheelbarrow 2 inches deep! Your fragile spine would be no problem!

lol you're funny.

I'm funny? Tonight I'm going to unbury a human corpse and see If I can break the spine with a punch to the abdomen. Better make sure it's fresh.



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WessleWoggle said:
WessleWoggle said:
Kantor said:

Sure.

*Throws fridge at Wessle*


I stop your fridge with one punch.

NOOO!

*Throws Gabe Newell at Wessle*



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WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:

You could break a couple of ribs but most certainly not the spine of a healthy individual lol. You'd puncture the lung only if you're very lucky.

You doubt my powers? I can bust a cinderblock into shards! I can dent a metal wheelbarrow 2 inches deep! Your fragile spine would be no problem!

lol you're funny.

I'm funny? Tonight I'm going to unbury a human corpse and see If I can break the spine with a punch to the abdomen. Better make sure it's fresh.

You're gonna desecrate a tomb?



Kantor said:
WessleWoggle said:
WessleWoggle said:
Kantor said:

Sure.

*Throws fridge at Wessle*


I stop your fridge with one punch.

NOOO!

*Throws Gabe Newell at Wessle*

Give me candy give me head!



Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:

You could break a couple of ribs but most certainly not the spine of a healthy individual lol. You'd puncture the lung only if you're very lucky.

You doubt my powers? I can bust a cinderblock into shards! I can dent a metal wheelbarrow 2 inches deep! Your fragile spine would be no problem!

lol you're funny.

I'm funny? Tonight I'm going to unbury a human corpse and see If I can break the spine with a punch to the abdomen. Better make sure it's fresh.

You're gonna desecrate a tomb?


Then take part in some necrophillia. A cute girl I know just died in a car crash! I saw her at the funeral, they cleaned her up nice, she looked beautiful.



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I could break your breastbone with two fingers!



WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:

I'm funny? Tonight I'm going to unbury a human corpse and see If I can break the spine with a punch to the abdomen. Better make sure it's fresh.

You're gonna desecrate a tomb?


Then take part in some necrophillia. A cute girl I know just died in a car crash! I saw her at the funeral, they cleaned her up nice, she looked beautiful.

So while she lied there dead in a coffin you were thinking about sex?



Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:
Slimebeast said:
WessleWoggle said:

I'm funny? Tonight I'm going to unbury a human corpse and see If I can break the spine with a punch to the abdomen. Better make sure it's fresh.

You're gonna desecrate a tomb?


Then take part in some necrophillia. A cute girl I know just died in a car crash! I saw her at the funeral, they cleaned her up nice, she looked beautiful.

So while she lied there dead in a coffin you were thinking about sex?

Yep. I have to say I'm proud of myself.



Can I bring that to the fight and fight from around 100m away from each other ?



GodOfWar_3ever said:

Can I bring that to the fight and fight from around 100m away from each other ?

Only if I get one of these