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sexher up so hard she'll get brain damage, that's how skanks become skanks but don't sex her to hard you still want her to clean the house and not turn into a complete bitch also if she's acting like that it's because she insecure so if you don't want to sex her hard you should buy her flower and tell her she's beautiful every day then sex her soft and you should also stop cheating on her I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!



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Cheat!! cheat like you have never cheated before!



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ah, another cool story. I already see myself telling your misfortune to gossip queens  in my class during break time in exchange for some morning coffee.



 

1. Sell your phone.
2. Take the money and put them toward some really nice track shoes.
3. Run like a possessed man. Direction doesn't matter.

Seriously, I would last about five minutes with someone like that. My girlfriend shows the typical amount of female insecurity but it doesn't even rank on your scale. If she ever accused me of cheating and tried to look at my phone records, I would go ballistic. That kind of behavior shouldn't be tolerated. Then again, she has free access to my phone any time she wants because I don't give her any reason not to trust me.

Without trust, a relationship is pointless and you're wasting everyone's time by staying in it, not to mention probably losing your sanity.




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Every time she tries to get obsessive on you, she'll get 1000 volts.



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tell her the truth.... if she has more sex with you than you can possibly want, you won't have energy to even start looking elsewhere.... =)

then tell her your latest fantasm... wondering if you'd be able to do that one day.... =)

 

have fun!



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