1. Sell your phone.
2. Take the money and put them toward some really nice track shoes.
3. Run like a possessed man. Direction doesn't matter.
Seriously, I would last about five minutes with someone like that. My girlfriend shows the typical amount of female insecurity but it doesn't even rank on your scale. If she ever accused me of cheating and tried to look at my phone records, I would go ballistic. That kind of behavior shouldn't be tolerated. Then again, she has free access to my phone any time she wants because I don't give her any reason not to trust me.
Without trust, a relationship is pointless and you're wasting everyone's time by staying in it, not to mention probably losing your sanity.
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