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Soriku should die out when dtewi buys his lawyers.



 

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Leo-j just posted another one liner. So

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See can you get this length from leo-j even though it sucks?



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

dtewi said:
Don't forget that Dtewi has the highest post to threads ratio.

 This is a commonly misused statistic.  While it is true that the Dtewi has a much better post:thread ratio than other competing spammers....these simple numbers do not paint the whole picture.  While the Dtewi may generate a handful of solid posts in the course of a normal forum month....the overwhelming super majority of these posts are what are known as shovelposts.  These are simple, often illogical attempts at such genres as humor, human interest, and Soriku Flirting. 

Unfortunately, many of the forum users are new to foruming and are what can best be termed as casual or non-posters.  They have no idea that there are actually very good posts out there and simply read whatever is on the Hot Topic board.  Dtewi does very well with these forum members.  Many analysts believe that this could actually be a good thing for the forum, since Dtewi's posts could have the effect of drawing in new posters and making this forum's numbers higher than they have ever been before.

Many worry, though, that these new readers will not convert to the more hardcore, fleshed out posters like Bodhesatva, Dodece, RolStoppable or John Lucas, but rather will just change the forum in general to a much more casual, non-intelligent freak show where spam is what's for dinner....every night.   



Lame Soriku, just lame.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

dtewi said:

Leo-j just posted another one liner. So

balh f;ajbgf dsgsdghadg asdgf ad g adg d

a g adg as dgs dga sdgasg asdg asdgagasg a sdgasdgasasdg asd g a

dgbse thlerith wlerhtekl rgteu teruhtipruh

peruith l;khgopadht opadhtjo[aiehtuopaeghl;aerughl;aekrgh

zdopfu gh9paeurh seugh esrgheuighaeipufh

gipaerul adkbadkljfgaeiprufhr sdfhadhjgsfghauldfhjdfhgdhfgsdfhg

badkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaei

prubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeip

rubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeipruba

dkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeiprubadkljfgaeipr

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See can you get this length from leo-j even though it sucks?


wow epic fail right there. stop failing dtewi.

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super_etecoon said:
dtewi said:
Don't forget that Dtewi has the highest post to threads ratio.

 This is a commonly misused statistic.  While it is true that the Dtewi has a much better post:thread ratio than other competing spammers....these simple numbers do not paint the whole picture.  While the Dtewi may generate a handful of solid posts in the course of a normal forum month....the overwhelming super majority of these posts are what are known as shovelposts.  These are simple, often illogical attempts at such genres as humor, human interest, and Soriku Flirting. 

Unfortunately, many of the forum users are new to foruming and are what can best be termed as casual or non-posters.  They have no idea that there are actually very good posts out there and simply read whatever is on the Hot Topic board.  Dtewi does very well with these forum members.  Many analysts believe that this could actually be a good thing for the forum, since Dtewi's posts could have the effect of drawing in new posters and making this forum's numbers higher than they have ever been before.

Many worry, though, that these new readers will not convert to the more hardcore, fleshed out posters like Bodhesatva, Dodece, RolStoppable or John Lucas, but rather will just change the forum in general to a much more casual, non-intelligent freak show where spam is what's for dinner....every night.   

All of those you listed have failed due to lack of posts. Spamming increases posts and thus making us better. Why can you not accept this Super? We have discussed this to death at least 4914 times. When someone posts, everyone goes to read it. The same applies to threads. But if you have little, you shall fail. Quantity> Quality. You know why they have failed yet you are just an elitist who likes the longer posts. What about when a posts becomes TOO long? Will you read it, or are you just skimming? Because let me tell you, skimming is one of the reasons posters fail, and when you make long posts you must skim. They are bringing about their own downfall.

 



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

RolStoppable said:
Soriku said:
The leo-j has no games. Once Spam Fantasy XIII and Copper Gear Gas 4 come out, leo-j has no more games.

At the same time, the BenKenobi is struggling to even catch up to the Soriku and is never on, therefore no threat at all because the Soriku is at least 80+ posts away from him.

The dtewi is just a cheap rip-off of the Soriku. Trying to be a so-called "Soriku II" but phails miserably at it.

And eugene is just there.

The Soriku will win the Spam Wars. In fact, the Soriku has already accomplished that and has already gained all the third-spammer support.

Soriku wins.


Why can't be more posts from you like that? You know, good.

You shouldn't forget that due to your age you still have the kiddy image sticking to you and real posters won't read your posts, they are looking for proper posts to read.

Also, you post your thoughts instantly without a loss of time, while the other spammers are subsidizing their afternoon to make a couple of posts. You are achieving a high post count due to inferior posts.

Another concern I have is your longevity. Due to your young age you are still reckless and not really careful. You could die any day, for example by being hit by a car. I can imagine your parents feeding you with fast food and soft drinks, so that in two years you are too fat to leave your room through either the door or the window.


Lol, massively epic win.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

everyone thank dtewi for ruining this awesome thread.



--OkeyDokey-- said:
everyone thank dtewi for ruining this awesome thread.

Thank you.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

I can't believe no one is talking about John Lucas's prediction that Soriku's post count would exceed Avogadro's Number , (6.022 x 10 to the 23rd power), by 2008.

While I do think the demand is there, he is NOT taking into consideration that Soriku would need to type at 453 words per minute continuously for the next  quadtrillion years.  And that the sun will probably nova within 10 billion years.

 



Torturing the numbers.  Hear them scream.