yeah your post is either mocking Islam or just quite plainly ridiculous.
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| NKAJ said: yeah your post is either mocking Islam or just quite plainly ridiculous. |
This thread was intended to be a parody of the Iranian President and I mean no offense at all.
| numonex said: Islam is the one world religion everyone must convert to now. I speak on behalf of the prophet, Mohammed. What I believe in is the following: Islam is the world religion everyone must adopt now. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Islam is a religion of peace if you convert now. I speak on behalf of the prophet, Mohammed and I believe in Sharia law. Sharia law has worked effectively in Iran. Why is everyone against Sharia law? It could work well outside of Iran. What do you people think of Sharia law? Does anyone support Sharia law and the world conversion of Islam? Iranian President Ahmadinejad is a man of peace and he will remain peaceful if you all convert now to Islam and embrace Sharia Law. Iranian President will be our spiritual leader we must accept and trust him. You can keep everything else in your country but Islam is the religion you must adopt now. You must all convert to Islam if you all want World Peace. BTW: This is a parody thread and I mean absolutely no offense at all. |
I need a new detector then. My apologies.
I was just shocked at this, especially after he verbally attacked poor Paul the Octopus.
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And how the hell could any sane person want us to embrace Ahmadinejad as our leader!? A man of peace!? Don't make me laugh. And what about women? Should we all start treating women like they do in Iran? Is that part of your world peace? For the greater good maybe?
Oh, you weren't serious.
| numonex said: Islam is the one world religion everyone must convert to now. I speak on behalf of the prophet, Mohammed. What I believe in is the following: Islam is the world religion everyone must adopt now. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Islam is a religion of peace if you convert now. I speak on behalf of the prophet, Mohammed and I believe in Sharia law. Sharia law has worked effectively in Iran. Why is everyone against Sharia law? It could work well outside of Iran. What do you people think of Sharia law? Does anyone support Sharia law and the world conversion of Islam? Iranian President Ahmadinejad is a man of peace and he will remain peaceful if you all convert now to Islam and embrace Sharia Law. Iranian President will be our spiritual leader we must accept and trust him. You can keep everything else in your country but Islam is the religion you must adopt now. You must all convert to Islam if you all want World Peace. BTW: This is a parody thread and I mean absolutely no offense at all. |
I think that more to do with high birth rates in majority muslim countries due to various factors which include the attitude towards women and contraception being forbidden than what the statement implies (that high numbers of people are converting)
Mohammed said: "He who plays with dice is like the one who handles the flesh and blood of swine".
Well you know what, I love crispy bacon sandwiches, pork scratchings, juicy Cumberland sausages and black pudding. So Mohammed doesn't faze me by saying something is as bad as handling the flesh of swine because I do so with great pleasure.
I know this a joke thread, but sharia law is just a joke in itself.
I understand that this thread is a joke but, honestly, I'm not laughing.
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| highwaystar101 said: Mohammed said: "He who plays with dice is like the one who handles the flesh and blood of swine". Well you know what, I love crispy bacon sandwiches, pork scratchings, juicy Cumberland sausages and black pudding. So Mohammed doesn't faze me by saying something is as bad as handling the flesh of swine because I do so with great pleasure. I know this a joke thread, but sharia law is just a joke in itself. |
Well from an islamic perspective (and if you really understand how taboo swine is considered), that's an awesome analogy! Thanks for sharing that. I never heard that one before.
Also, yeah, you really showed your maturity by insulting islam with that last statement.
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| sapphi_snake said: I understand that this thread is a joke but, honestly, I'm not laughing. |
I don't blame you. The Iranian leader really is a disturbing man. I wish someone could kidnap him and send him to the moon or something.
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