This is an interesting ideea. Thanks, I'll write it down.

She stole it? How do you know it was the professors, does he keep it on his desk or something? Those things can't be that expensive.

Is it obvious that I have too much spare time on my hands?

You only had to go one camera but what did you do.. you put yourself in a bigger public affair then going on camera.. by walking out your entire class saw you and are talking about that..

the only MM connection I see would be
Fantasia - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Were Mickey uses his master hat to create magic but in the end he it goes over his head and screws up and the master must repair everything.. but while he seems to be mad a Mickey he is actually proud..

I didn't say she stole it. It IS (actually WAS) the professor's. I've seen it in the classroom. You said she was messing with me,and if she's really messing with me than she must have stolen it. But I doubt it. I think he (my teacher) wants me to learn some weird spiritual lesson or something. Still trying to figure out what that lesson is. The guy has a way of being ambiguos. Sure hope he doesn't want Mickey back though .

Tis is also a good one. Thanks. Damn, I should watch more Mickey Mouse cartoons.

If this is serious I think you should see your student union representative. He can't fail you for one assignment applied to you only, especially one that has no set marking criteria like this. It sounds absurd...

I wouldn't solve it; I would find out if the assignment and the threat are legitimate, and if they are then kick up a fuss instead.

This can go two ways...

1. If he is serious, then he is probably breaking a fair few codes of practice - Don't do it.
2. If he is not serious and this girl is pulling your leg - Don't do it.

Either way, the answer will likely be something relating to your own situation. Try and look for a comparison, like Eddlemaistre did.

Timid like a mouse?

Maybe because he's the illusive Micky Mouse killer and you're his next victim?

OH SHIT LOOK BEHIND YOU!