I predict Michael Pachter will end up having lunch tomorrow sometime, and then get home.  As E3 approaches, I predict he will make more statements that people will post on web forums like this, that will end up being held as some source of excellence and authority.

So, what are your predictions as to what Michael Pachter will say or do next?

Wii will stop selling after E3, Natal is what kills it

I predict Patcher will predict Wii doom

Pure wishful thinking on my part, but I'm gonna guess he'll admit he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about most of the time, go home, and quietly hang himself.

"This year Wii will be behind the competitors in sales"

My guess is something like this:

"If Nintendo does not release Wii HD this year and meet my demands, I will bomb their headquarters!!!1"

PS3 SD

somehow someway wii is doomed, Nintendo are stupids because they don't listen to him and some kind of penis joke about the wii mote and how his mom likes it.....ok that sounded dirty