In order to not be beaten getting a review up due to slowness (like the forever delay with the review of Game Room), Goes-to-11 decided to quickly get THIS review up for Alan Wake, because speed to review is what matters above ALL ELSE:

http://goes-to-11.blogspot.com/2010/04/review-alan-wake.html

Review: Alan Wake

Genre: Drama, Horror
System: XBox 360
Reviewer: Rich Hutnik

Summary: Help Alan Wake uncover his memories as he battles the darkness.


Pros:
* Great graphics
* Nice lighting effects (based on trailer)
* High level of fanboy hype needed to have this title be ammo in the console war.
* Years of development time, so you know it has to be good.

Final Score:
10/10

There folks.  Someone quickly notify Metacritic that this MUST be included in their website.  And no, Goes-To-11 doesn't need to be bribed by Microsoft to give out 10/10s.  It has decided to pander BEFORE the money changes hands!

Do we need a thread for every fucking review of a game that should've come out in 2007?

Not sure.  I figured that since Alan Wake had a review posted for it with a 93/100, as the first review, might as well post one for the first 10/10.

Yes we do, So why dont you just shut the hell up and let us that can actually play the game have our fun!!!

No. The answer is no. This crap should be in the Microsoft discussion. And the games is just The Amityville Horror: The Game.

All I know is i like sweet potato pie, i give it 10/10

You serious? So they must include a review from some guy at blogspot? Nice thinking!!

No you dont. Its called spam. Place this in an official thread, dont make multiple threads on game reviews. If really needed make a seperate official thread just for the reviews. We warned users and locked many threads involving spamming this type of thread for many other games.

Anyways, I disagree with the review. The game isnt perfect and there should easily be ways to improve the game. This game was supposed to be released in 2007. Its 2010. It could have become the next Duke Nukem Forever if they didnt release it now. Also, they canned the PC version, so frankly I hope the game is a utter failure.

edit: also this thread isnt even in the correct section.

Alright, I understand you:

#1. Have no 360 and can't play the game.

#2. Don't care about the game to begin with.

So with that understood why don't you do everyone a favor and just stay out of threads that have anything to do with points #1 and #2? 

It isn't that hard to just click on a different thread that shows up on the main page.

lool,  a guy from blogspot? haha