Did Elijah predict the Almighty PS3? Did Jesus H. Christ defy and soundly bash the dreadful Malstrom? Did Mohammed spell evil Nintendo's DOOM?

NO, THEY DIDN'T! BUT PACHTER DID!!!

YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

And for the incredulous St. Thomases passing by, just one of the countless links, put your fingers in his holy and thaumaturgic wounds!

http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=7903&mp=1

(but blessed who beli3ves without seeing and touching )

lol evil's nintendo doom
how accurate he is

He's the last Prophet? .....Master Chief's work isn't done yet.

Go get 'im, Chief.

You said Mohammed, I'd hire some body gaurds before some extremists take you down.

Oh my, I'm domed!  ...I must be a Wii or a DS, then...

How dare all of you slackers insult a man that makes over 200k a year?

Obviously he's brilliant.