yea. sometime it can be shocking

You dare doubt the might of Nintenidos? You're a fool to think that we lack force simply because you fail to perceive it.

Considering how much your puny empires rely on the forces of these lowly mercenaries, Lord Iwatus decided that he would allow the MPCs to survive our true assault if they swore to serve us and could prove their worth, but alas, we have been disappointed. Most of our recruits proved to be spies, traitors or simply incompetent.

His Highness Iwatus will not stand for this outrage. Prepare yourself for the next war, Sonaria and Microsofia, the one that will see the demise of your repulsive existences!

Already calling him "Lord", are you? Just another sign of how Nintenidos has changed...

We are the guardians of democracy and liberty in this world.

Besides, that Governor Malstrom of yours will probably trigger a civil war, anyway. We'll just sit back and watch.

Change? Ever since the reign of King Yamauchin, Nintenidos has been known for its capable and imperialistic leaders. They contrast from your inept fools. What need is there for democracy if Lord Iwata does not need to be replaced?

In addition, Malstrom has been in exile for years now. He holds neither enough support nor enough power to threaten our mighty empire with a civil war.

they evolved from the Pantheon of 64 GODS into  the new Amigans. who cried out to the Demon Lord Gates who once said "multi tasking couldn't be done under $10,000" look at us muti tasking and Tremble.

Oh, please. You know your monarchy hasn't been stable since the tragic death of Chancellor Gunpei Yokoi.

That's more nerdish 1.  I don't feel so bad anymore.

So:

Nintendo
* Macedonia - conquered Greece and then the Persian Empire,
* Thrace
* Byzantium - From Constantine on, was the main capital of the Roman/Byzantine Empire for more than 1000 years.

Sony
* Persian Empire - captured the Assyrians and Babylonians, founded Zoroastrianism, Judaism, and was eventually conquered by the Macedonians (Nintendo) and Hellenized.

Microsoft
* Epirus - a poor place
* Thessaly - Eventually became part of Macedonia (Nintendo)

Sega and Multiconsole
* Attica - Athens - foundation of European political and philosophical thought from ancient times until present day. The ideas that forged religions like Christianity were more Greek than they were Semetic.
* Peleponnese - Sparta - Barbaric peoples of Greece who eventually fell to the Romans, and then were destroyed by the Goths of Alaric.
* Aegean - Location of many Greek legends on the sea.
* Ionian Coast - contended with the Persians, eventually led to war.

All lands were eventually conquered by the Romans, who are they? Dare I suggest Apple? =P

*slow claps*

Bravo, good sir.  I wound up here after following a link from another thread.  I had no intention of ever reading this thread.  Well, I just read the OP and I must admit that I was blown away.  Just awesome stuff.  Good job, man!

Thanks Capt.  appreciate it!