First, yes I am back for a while :) I know half of  you missed me, half of you didn't, and the other half of you wonder who I am. Yes, there are 3 halves.

ANYWAY:After seeing all of the risque topics on off topic, I have to combine sex with pokemon.

So:  Describe your sex lives with four pokemon moves.

I'll start

"Focus Energy, Lick, Hyper beam, Sleep"

Let the creativity begin

Site listing all of the moves:  http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves

Lick, Horn Drill, Roar of time, Leech Life...

Tail Whip, Wrap, Submission, Explosion.

Charm,Lick, Secret Power, Roar,


Now that I was thinking about it. You could use so many of the moves and make a long list step by step of the process of sex.

Indeed you're right

Mean look, Beat up, punishment, torment,

Charm, Protect, Quick Attack, Rest

Maybe it's a combination of your sig but your's made me laugh the hardest by far.

Ha-ha, great thread.

Arm thrust, Bone Rush, Double Team, Eruption

Or even worse...

Charm, Follow Me, Sleep Powder, Horn Drill.

XD I have a far too dodgy mind. And no, neither of those actually describes my sex life.

Focus Energy, Bulk up, rage, Splash :(