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The_vagabond7 on 18 February 2010

 

Or in other words

Evolution fucked your shit up!!! 50 of the freakiest animals.

http://www.jamesgunn.com/2009/07/02/evolution-fucked-your-shit-up-the-worlds-50-freakiest-animals/?cp=all#comments

 

A few of my favorites that will haunt me every time I need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and am terrified one of them might be lurking in the dark...

blobfish

Goblin Shark

The sea Pig

And the Giant Isopod

 

Go visit the website to see the full 50. There is some messed up shit in there. Human faced fishes are creepy, and if I ever left my hotel room and saw that giant coconut crab trying to get my trash, I would freak the hell out.



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badgenome on 18 February 2010

The Malay Eagle Owl is the worst. How can something be so cute and yet so horrific?

And Seaman was real! Who knew?



Rainbird on 18 February 2010

O_O

That is one creepy list. And yeah, that coconut crab was probably the worst one for me... Oh my god...

EDIT: By the way, here is the video for the Goblin Shark. The one linked to on the list was removed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjRSlnJ1rA4

EDITEDIT: Here's another one for the collection. A fish with a transparent head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoygy-8PTtU



The_vagabond7 on 18 February 2010
Rainbird said:

O_O

That is one creepy list. And yeah, that coconut crab was probably the worst one for me... Oh my god...

EDIT: By the way, here is the video for the Goblin Shark. The one linked to on the list was removed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjRSlnJ1rA4

EDITEDIT: Here's another one for the collection. A fish with a transparent head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoygy-8PTtU

Holy shit, his mouth shot out of his MOUTH!!! I mean what the hell??? That's even scarier than I thought! His mouth came out of his mouth!!!



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badgenome on 18 February 2010

User: Yo dawg, we heard you like mouths so we put a mouth in your mouth so you can shoot your mouth out of your mouth.

Cleverbot: Yo dawg, we heard you like Xzibit, so we put Xzibit in your exhibit so you can Xzibit while you exhibit.



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Rainbird on 18 February 2010
The_vagabond7 said:
Rainbird said:

O_O

That is one creepy list. And yeah, that coconut crab was probably the worst one for me... Oh my god...

EDIT: By the way, here is the video for the Goblin Shark. The one linked to on the list was removed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjRSlnJ1rA4

EDITEDIT: Here's another one for the collection. A fish with a transparent head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoygy-8PTtU

Holy shit, his mouth shot out of his MOUTH!!! I mean what the hell??? That's even scarier than I thought! His mouth came out of his mouth!!!

Pretty fucked up, though it seems to work pretty well

@ badgenome

Lol xD



famousringo on 18 February 2010

They're real, I fucking knew they were real. Don't feed your cute, fuzzy pets after midnight, people.



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Mr Puggsly on 18 February 2010
badgenome said:

The Malay Eagle Owl is the worst. How can something be so cute and yet so horrific?

And Seaman was real! Who knew?

Compared to everything else the Eagle Owl looks pretty normal.



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badgenome on 18 February 2010
Mr Puggsly said:
badgenome said:

The Malay Eagle Owl is the worst. How can something be so cute and yet so horrific?

And Seaman was real! Who knew?

Compared to everything else the Eagle Owl looks pretty normal.

It looks like an escapee from Jim Henson's Creature Shop. That is not normal.



izaaz101 on 18 February 2010

Those are cool. I've seen quite a few of those before (maybe 15-20) of them, but some of them were definitely surprising. I'm guessing that most of them are endangered species, or close to it. I like the Axolotl.......it looks so cute.