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Who's the sexiest Nintendo guy?

Sidon 7 13.21%
 
Shulk 5 9.43%
 
Ike 10 18.87%
 
Link 16 30.19%
 
Kuikui 0 0.00%
 
Captain Falcon 6 11.32%
 
Other (please specify) 9 16.98%
 
Total:53
Flilix said:

My oh my...



 

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Speaking of DK. Has anyone noticed that Diddy Kong is a completely different species of primate than the rest of the Kongs?

While Dixie, Donkey, and Baby are all clearly of the great apes, Diddy Kong is a monkey.

After a bit of research - Diddy Kong is a Spider Monkey, Donkey Kong is a Western Lowland Gorilla, and Dixie Kong is a Chimpanzee. Since Dixie is dating Diddy, in a way... it's beastiality.

But this indicates that Diddy potentially wins by verification of his peers. He is not only dating a girl who appears on the "hottest Nintendo girl" list - but also dating someone of a higher order of species.



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Link and Sidon from BotW.



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Pavolink said:
Link and Sidon from BotW.

But is one hotter than the other? ;)



CaptainExplosion said:
Pavolink said:
Link and Sidon from BotW.

But is one hotter than the other? ;)

If I had to choose...

I can't!



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Jumpin said:

Speaking of DK. Has anyone noticed that Diddy Kong is a completely different species of primate than the rest of the Kongs?

While Dixie, Donkey, and Baby are all clearly of the great apes, Diddy Kong is a monkey.

After a bit of research - Diddy Kong is a Spider Monkey, Donkey Kong is a Western Lowland Gorilla, and Dixie Kong is a Chimpanzee. Since Dixie is dating Diddy, in a way... it's beastiality.

But this indicates that Diddy potentially wins by verification of his peers. He is not only dating a girl who appears on the "hottest Nintendo girl" list - but also dating someone of a higher order of species.

I had noticed, but we are talking about the same world as Mario.



I don't understand how this isn't an option.





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b00moscone said:
Flilix said:

My oh my...

DK is disgusting.



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Jumpin said:

Very true, but it'd be a better comparison if this used the 1986 Zora design vs. Sidon.