Mortals! Your time has come!
I have been sent by the great leviathan himself! A prophet of the ultimate destruction. The lord of ruination is upon us!
But all is not lost, children of the Chartz!
There is still time, time before the great awakening... there is time to repent! Hallelujah!
As our great master brings not just the end... but the beginning!
The old world will burn, and in the ashes, a new Chartz will rise up!
So repent! Repent! Repent now so that his good graces will cover you through these trials and tribulations.
Seek shelter under his mighty claw. Listen to my voice. Nay! His roar!
Become one with TruckOSaurus, and you shall be rescued!
Behold! The time of TruckOSaurus is upon us... it is up to you to seek his mercy... or his wrath...