Italian Study Shows Male Genitalia Is Shrinking

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – If size matters, male private parts are shrinking, according to a new Italian study on sexuality.

The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

The study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the shrinkage, including: weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.

Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”

Ninpie has been showing some worrying symptoms lately, I guess this explains it.

here you go.. you naysayers to Global Warning.. you costs us our penises..

You think it would've been the other way around for alcohol since it dillutes the blood. hehehe

Thank god I'm not part of the statistics.

Just need to figure out a way to inject fat into penises.  Guess someone already thought of that... @2:35 in video

Wait... are you saying having sex with fat chicks doesn't work? Your penis won't absorb their fat and grow bigger? damnit.. wasted 2 years.. this is the last time I listen to d21lewis!

I don't think its alcohol or cigarettes, people have been doing that 50 years ago, even worse than we do. But it's a nice "coincidence" that the rise of plastic goes hand in hand with the shrinkage of our penises. I keep telling the hooker that I just took a cold shower but they don't care either way.

Penis size studies have very high variance because measurement techniques can differ greatly. Studies separated by 50 years are not comparable in methodology.

Evolution wants to make butt sex easier for women and us!