The VGChartz *Knock! Knock!* Joke Thread

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Rainbird on 26 July 2011

*Knock knock*
Who's there?
It's me.
Oh okay.
Come in.

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izaaz101 on 28 July 2011

Rainbird said:
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
It's me.
Oh okay.
Come in.

You screwed it up!

It should be...

*Knock knock*
Who's there?
It's me.
Oh okay, come in.
Okay.

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yo_john117 on 29 July 2011

Finally found this thread

*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Death.
Death whuuuuu...

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Lucifaly on 29 July 2011

Such a great fun..

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yo_john117 on 29 July 2011

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The inte--
*MOOOOOOOOOOO*.

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yo_john117 on 30 July 2011

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amy Fisher.
Amy Fish-
BANG!

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Kratos on 30 July 2011

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor...

you know the rest :P if you watch the show

PSN ID: clemens-nl

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yo_john117 on 30 July 2011

Kratos said:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor...

you know the rest :P if you watch the show

Who?

:P

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yo_john117 on 30 July 2011

I think this picture is pretty fitting for this thread!

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Knock Knock
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