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famousringo said:
exindguy said:
Oh Christ, here we go again: the eleventy-billionth thread on the Internet about how Nintendo smothers their newfound love, Joe Casual, with attention, gifts and affection while simultaneously urinating on the fevered brow of their one-time, jilted, lover John C. Hardcore. Is anybody else tired of this particular soap opera yet?

 

No, not really.

But if you decide that you're feeling a little peckish while you watch the show, might I interest you in some of my Nerd Rage™ brand popcorn? Just lean back and relax while people throw spastic fits over things which are really quite trivial. It's like they're getting so angry that you don't have to(TM)

Mmm, I do love me some popcorn, and that is a winning slogan if there ever was one (and I even trademarked it for you ).