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So, in bizarro world, the PS3 is mainstream and cheap, while the Wii is expensive and niche.

Also, Superman is black, and walks on his hands.

I know I didn't say it first, so all I can hope is that I said it best.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.