Now I would like to talk about faith. My children, so disillusioned by never ending grift and the promised glory of false idols. YOU- thats right, even you- are worthy to walk in the light of the 6th coming of multiple felonies.
Among the many properties of GTA 6 include the ability to raise consoles from the dead(*). It can bless gamers with the most ridiculously packed September release schedule of all time. They say it can shut down entire company offices due to call outs and even effect the GPD of entire nations. It is foretold it has the power to outsell every other game this year before it even launches. It has that kind of power. Turn to the gamer to your left and repeat after me:
'you are worthy'...'your storage space is low'...'but we can re-download all this other stuff'...'Glory to the Two Taken' ...
'Amen!'
*Certain restrictions apply. GTA 6 cannot pop speculative Tech bubbles.
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