I do want to share one of my favorite rol memories though. when i first joined this site i noticed he was quite the hot shot, so i would do things to antagonize him or try to engage him in some way. One of the things I used to do was to copy his threads, basically either word for word or id copy something about it. i know, i know, its dumb. but the end result was always amusing. Rol always had funny responses to shit. it was kind of a "one sided rivalry" that he couldnt ignore.
eventually, he sent me this message with the subject "stop copying my threads" and this was the message he sent:
from RolStoppable on 23 May 2009
Because now you'll post one of them in the first place. That's an idea I was carrying around for quite some time now, but you got a three week ban last month and I kinda forgot about sending you a thread after that. Anyway, it's your decision if you are going to post it. You have quite a long moderation history, so I tried to keep it in the safe zone for you. Only people who hate Nintendo and don't know much about their games should fall for it (so you will get high fives from them), you shouldn't get flamed by Nintendo fans. The post will end with a disclaimer, so you shouldn't get trouble with any of the mods. At least that's what I hope. The thread isn't that great, but who knows, maybe it's going to be good. It's hard to predict how these things develop.
Instructions:
1. The entire text is written to fit your posting style (well, I tried), meaning no capital letters and apostrophes and I hope it sounds angry enough. You can copypaste the entire thing, feel free to fill in a few additional swearwords if you think they are fitting, but don't add as many as into your Gamestop rant. Although I think I used enough of them already.
2. Post it in "Nintendo Discussion".
3. After posting it, immediately check the thread to see if there are any hotlinks in the original post. That's because the last time someone else posted a thread for me, there were some hotlinks to the entire private message I sent that person. Make sure that you don't leave evidence like that in the thread and remove all hotlinks in case they appear.
4. If you don't want to post this thread, just say so. Same if you think that some parts need to be changed a little bit.
Thread title: if only nintendo wouldnt make the same games over and over again
i have been a big nintendo fan in the past, just take a look at my awesome collection of snes games. i have owned every nintendo system including the wii, but theres something that bothers me about nintendo. they always make the same fucking games each generation!
1. mario games
why is it that princess peach gets kidnapped by bowser in every single fucking mario game? okay, she doesnt get kidnapped in mario kart and all those sports spinoffs, but those games dont have a story unlike the platformers and rpgs. how about changing things up a bit, like making peach the final boss in a mario game? now that would kick ass.
2. zelda games
link has to save princess zelda from the evil ganon or ganondorf like he is called in latter games. as a kid i didnt notice it, but that somehow sounds like a mario game story. nintendo is really fucking innovative! it would be nice to see link going on his own journey for once, without that stupid princess getting in the way.
3. metroid games
finally a series in which you dont have to save a fucking princess all the time, but thats probably because the main character is a woman. still, she has that varia suit in every game and you collect almost always the same items and upgrades to fight those nasty metroids. for once, nintendo should give this basic formula a twist, like making samus almost die at the beginning of a game and the only way she is able to survive is to remove that fucking varia suit she has been using for so long. i am sick of always seeing the same stuff.
these are just three and the most popular examples i could think of, but there are more. if only nintendo wouldnt make the same fucking games over and over again, i could enjoy their games again, like in the glorious snes days when those games felt still fresh and new, because they werent so overdone. had nintendo used some different ideas in their games like the ones i suggested above at least once, this entire rant would be null and void. but alas, nintendo is all about the money and they milk their franchises for all their worth. greedy bastards.
i couldnt ignore a directive from Rol, so i had to oblige, and this was the resulting thread:
https://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread/73686/if-only-nintendo-wouldnt-make-the-same-games-over-and-over-again/
Total Championships: Nintendo - 4, Sony - 2, Atari - 1, Microsoft - 0, Sega - 0
