The Trump Thread

[CaptainExplosion]

SvennoJ said:

CaptainExplosion said:

Then why isn't my government upping Canada's defenses? We need the firepower and armor to stand up to those brainless fascists.

No fucking way I'd be able to get into the army because I have flat feet wouldn't survive basic training.

And we're really fucked if Adolf Tariff succeeds in controlling Greenland, and with his Russian boyfriend backing him up.

All else I've been able to do is hope that Russia's major cities all burn to the ground, and that Trump dies out of nowhere.

Our military is integrated with US systems, see NORAD.

And we're still training together
https://canadiandefencereview.com/caf-leadership-travel-to-u-s-for-multinational-virtual-flag-exercise/

Trump might want things but I assume military commanders aren't jumping to start killing their friends...

First we would have to disentangle our military from the US. But perhaps it's better to keep our 'enemies' closer.


Putin wouldn't be backing up Trump taking Greenland. China and Russia aren't going to stop the US either, they're fine watching Trump burn the USA down to the ground. Have some more rope to hang yourself. Russia would very much like Europe to turn their back on the US, and Trump invading Greenland would fast track that.

Then someone needs to fucking hurry up and put a bullet right through Trump's head to prevent World War III.