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I’m really high right now! Like really high!

I was excited for Switch 2……… but I think I posted a bunch of responses in the wrong threads. That’s going to confuse people.

I also think I may have posted an angry post to someone who didn’t deserve it. I mean, it wasn’t even angry, it was my German personality, which is a little more severe and obsessed with strictness and perfection (and a Bushido-like level of shame in myself) but also very jolly - you know, like drunk Santa just got laid and is giggly. Yeah, that personality is kind of an asshole.

My favourite personality that I sometimes slip into is Frank Drebin, police squad!

How about that Switch 2 Direct? That was fun, like falling in love… it’s like drowning in an endless sea of puppies but with no trouble breathing and no being crushed or crushing puppies with your steel-tow boots… because you’re a sick puppy killer! That got dark fast… also laying in a bed of puppies is not love, that’s being high and loving dead puppies (for some sick reason…. So they can be live unkillable puppies if you can’t handle killing your pet dog to get into that asshole brigade of the English army (was I the only one who watched dog soldiers? Because that was a thing).

Again… dark

Must be my Serbian personality.



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.