KLAMarine said:
There's a blade concealed in the Switch 2. You can use it to assassinate those who pirate Nintendo games. |
It's actually two words - "Switch Blade"
It's going to be the dock with extra processing power that everyone has been talking about since the Switch was first conceived, but instead of merely having a CPU, LAN port and housing a Switch on its own, it'll be designed to go in a server rack in your closet and work with several other Switch Blades to multiply that computational power with each additional unit, each one coming together like Voltron to form the ultimate gaming machine greater than the sum of its parts.
Be prepared to constantly have your home temperature set to below 60 degrees Fahrenheit though. I'm just going to drill a hole through the back of my freezer.
