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Jumpin said:

We do not know that Switch 2 yet has physical media, but Nintendo’s branding will lose none of its potency. Concealed within their offices, Nintendo’s marketing strategists see all. You know of what I speak, a new hybrid, lidless, wreathed in flame. Nintendo is gathering all developers to them. Very soon they will summon a library great enough to launch an assortment of digital titles upon the new Switch.

I have seen it.

The hour is later than you think. Nintendo’s factories are already moving. The nine have left Minas Morgul.

(I must stop now, I’ve leaked too much)

The nine - led by the Witch-King of kart racers, the one they say no racer can kill.

And while Nintendo breeds its army of exclusives, understudy Game Freak breeds an army of 10,000 Pokemon games to conquer the world of men.