Nintendo Quarterly Sales Update: Switch at 139.36m shipped

[Jumpin]

We do not know that Switch 2 yet has physical media, but Nintendo’s branding will lose none of its potency. Concealed within their offices, Nintendo’s marketing strategists see all. You know of what I speak, a new hybrid, lidless, wreathed in flame. Nintendo is gathering all developers to them. Very soon they will summon a library great enough to launch an assortment of digital titles upon the new Switch.

I have seen it.

The hour is later than you think. Nintendo’s factories are already moving. The nine have left Minas Morgul.

(I must stop now, I’ve leaked too much)