Jumpin on 20 February 2024
We do not know that Switch 2 yet has physical media, but Nintendo’s branding will lose none of its potency. Concealed within their offices, Nintendo’s marketing strategists see all. You know of what I speak, a new hybrid, lidless, wreathed in flame. Nintendo is gathering all developers to them. Very soon they will summon a library great enough to launch an assortment of digital titles upon the new Switch.
I have seen it.
The hour is later than you think. Nintendo’s factories are already moving. The nine have left Minas Morgul.
(I must stop now, I’ve leaked too much)
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
