Club Nintendo

[Mar1217]

GoOnKid said:

Leynos said:

 The rumor is next Nintendo Direct Nintendo Switch owners subscribed to NSO get free hookers and blow. Dates with your fave celeb crush who are DTF. Free cake. Lastly, free money to everyone who comes to the parade downtown hosted by a man named Joker. There will be balloons!

Boy, that sounds amazing! I love Nintendo <3

Always the most quirky out of the bunch 😌

For good measure, their ex NOA president Reggie, will prolly be in the middle of the parade throwing a few new OLED Switches into the crowd telling how everyone should have "fun".