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Call me old fashioned, but I think drunk, high, and morning fucking is the best feeling in the world.

The equation for that is Morning(Drunk +High+Fucking)=Best feeling in the world

And maybe heroin.

But I don’t know. Haven’t tried. From what I’m aware it can be quite problematic.

EDIT: I was just warned I’ll regret this post.

P.S.EDIT, I know it was like an hour ago I posted this, but I had to be clear!!!! It’s not that I was going to regret it like someone else was going to clobber me with pieces of wood. But rather that I myself would regret it, personally. (You know, like morally, where my conscience would bother me, or maybe it’s just my shame? Because fuck my conscience! Jiminy cricket wannabe motherfucker! And fuck Tinkerbell too.Ahhhhh How can I stay mad at Tinkerbell?).

Last edited by Jumpin - on 17 December 2022

I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.