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I was describing music in physical terms and the high people get it, but the drunk only douchebags didn’t :D
Nothin against douchebags, those two bastards wouldn’t be my friends if I didn’t like them. But they are fucking douchebags.
I can’t believe I’m actually allowed to cook and make coffee right now. I’m making breadsticks! Gonna boil them in water with a mix of baking soda (I think that’s what you call it) then throw a mix of becel and rock salt (for some reason I have a huge bag of it. Don’t worry, it’s food grade, and it’ll stick to the fucking bread. I cook awesome while influenced by the muses.

I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.