Holy mother of everything holy. If only 10% of this list is real it will be the best E3 I ever saw.
Golden Sun
Sin & Punishment
Earthbound
Starfox
1080
Zelda
Raven Blade
F-Zero
Metroid
However are very unlikely
Kid Icarus
Disaster
Pikmin
Animal Crossing
Kirby
Should be there
Another "wet dream not coming true": New Fire Emblem for Wii
Oh and sqrl's comment about trolling counts for me as well